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Katy Kat ([personal profile] polyapathy) wrote2019-10-12 09:59 pm
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[personal profile] notaquaman 2019-10-13 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Being covered in his blood is a mood. They're two blood-soaked pees in a pod. He glances over as he lets out a stress-relieving breath of smoke and offers her his joint.]

Cheers?
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[personal profile] notaquaman 2019-10-13 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
Used my mind.

[He grins slightly, but it's gone by the time he takes a slug of whiskey, then waits to trade once again.]

Nah, I lit it on the stove in the kitchen.
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[personal profile] notaquaman 2019-10-13 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Right? I'll have to see if there's any way I can get myself a lighter without having to shag for it.

[Because that sounds like way too much work, no matter how much he'd like to have sex.]

Yeah. Right when that announcement happened, it all came back. Fucking weird.
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[personal profile] notaquaman 2019-10-13 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, well don't you worry about that. First change I get, I'll get back on that horse.

[The fuck me horse.]

Just, you know, depending on how things go. What about you? Met any potentials?
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[personal profile] notaquaman 2019-10-13 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Don't mind him while he quietly reacts to that gloss over by a very enthusiastic drink the next time he has a chance. Play it cool, Nathan. Play it fucking cool. He would be downing mints right now if he had the supply. Still, he snorts.]

Not something you gotta be thanking me for.

[Because, as flippant as he was about the whole thing, he takes another drag of his joint and pauses. He's not that oblivious.]

All this shit, yeah? First time you've ever been around...you know, death?
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[personal profile] notaquaman 2019-10-13 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Nathan nods, effectively giving her temporary ownership of the joint. Let all your troubles fade, girl.]

The first time I saw a dead body I threw up all over the floor. You're made of much tougher shit than I am.

[He flashes her a grin, sardonic.]

Not that you needed me to tell you that one.
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[personal profile] notaquaman 2019-10-14 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
If you must know, I shit my pants almost every time.

[He's so charming? But then he scoffs.]

Fuck if I know. That weird guy from earlier never actually gave me back my fucking clam.
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week 1; monday

[personal profile] notaquaman 2019-10-14 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Feels bad, fam! Nathan's not the kind of guy to feel bad about getting a tit pic, but considering the general progress he's made with Katy on his own...it just feels exploitative. Voyeuristic. He can barely look at the photo.

...like, he still does. He's not a saint. But still.

The next doorway she opens will lead her into a new area--a decrepit, run down looking community center, and Nathan's swiveling himself around in a wheelchair, grinning like the true idiot he is. Maybe if he's charmingly moronic, she can't be mad?!]


Morning, love! You rang?
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[personal profile] notaquaman 2019-10-15 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
Gah!

[He yelps like a wounded animal when she slugs him, and he pouts openly while he rubs his shoulder.]

Jesus, come on! I didn't make the rules! You saw what it was like around here before all this weird bullshit summoning nonsense, all...dildos and sex manuals...everything's just programmed that way!
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[personal profile] notaquaman 2019-10-15 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
You don't think I know that? Everything's all fucked sideways, now!

[...but it was still hot, he thinks about saying. Instead, sighs, putting on a bit of extra drama.]

If I could spread the wealth, love, cross my heart I would. Then you'd be getting all the nudes blowing up your phone. Honest to God, I can tell you'd appreciate them more than me!
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[personal profile] notaquaman 2019-10-15 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Eh...

[The actual content of said meetings begs to differ. But that's not really her problem, and he'd rather not talk about anyone else, so he focuses on the question at hand.]

Little bit of column A, little bit of column B. I'm guessing we're safe from Deadly Abstinence, but that's not to say that those horny boys won't be coming after us one way or another. I'm still getting all the details from the previously unlucky bastards that wound up in my shoes.

[...]

Granted, that's not to say I can't help anyone else.
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[personal profile] notaquaman 2019-10-16 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
You make me sound like such a bastard.

[But he grins as he says it. He kind of knows he is.]

Not all of 'em. Just the ones who had to do what we've gotta do now--the ones who were responsible for overseeing all this. Dunno about the actual guy from the recording. I don't hear his voice at all.

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