Hey, if I could take it back, I would. She approached me and said she wanted to get to know me better. I attempted—in vain, apparently—to broker an alliance between you two.
[...]
Well, I told her to fucking—actually, this was pretty good. So.
[She settles in against him, ready to weave the tale as she chases after his approval, honestly.]
I'm in the library, right, and she comes up to me to talk about Monika throwing me under the bus. She says, hey, if Demonika tried to frame you, that probably means you aren't a demon, so let's fuck. I'm like, of course I'm not a fuckin' demon, bud, Haymitch can vouch for me! Because she's gotta know we're close by this point, and I don't care for her laying into you all the time. Like, she's on her way to getting a box shot of her own, let me tell you.
So I give her shit about being BFFs with you, and she's like, ugh, Haymitch, what an asshole, and so on, and then she says, "What could he possibly see that I can't with my own eyes?"
[She's doing a mock Edelgard voice. It's not great.]
And I'm like, "Uh, well, he saw through Monika, for starters." Bam. Mic drop if there ever was one.
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polyapathy) wrote2019-10-12 09:47 pm
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Hey, if I could take it back, I would. She approached me and said she wanted to get to know me better. I attempted—in vain, apparently—to broker an alliance between you two.
[...]
Well, I told her to fucking—actually, this was pretty good. So.
[She settles in against him, ready to weave the tale as she chases after his approval, honestly.]
I'm in the library, right, and she comes up to me to talk about Monika throwing me under the bus. She says, hey, if Demonika tried to frame you, that probably means you aren't a demon, so let's fuck. I'm like, of course I'm not a fuckin' demon, bud, Haymitch can vouch for me! Because she's gotta know we're close by this point, and I don't care for her laying into you all the time. Like, she's on her way to getting a box shot of her own, let me tell you.
So I give her shit about being BFFs with you, and she's like, ugh, Haymitch, what an asshole, and so on, and then she says, "What could he possibly see that I can't with my own eyes?"
[She's doing a mock Edelgard voice. It's not great.]
And I'm like, "Uh, well, he saw through Monika, for starters." Bam. Mic drop if there ever was one.