[Katy's standing well back for all this, letting the boys take charge since, as she learned a couple days ago, her composure only holds up for so long. Freaking out over this isn't going to help anyone.]

The, um, the elevator was stuck on the floor with our rooms. We went to check it out, but when she opened the door, some kind of axe fell out. Caught her in the face.

[Belatedly realizing she left that shit at the scene too, so sorry everyone at trial. Also, it was a halberd, but Katy doesn't know war weapon terminology.]